#||crack||

[maximummuses]

"This new year, I plan on making sure everyone gives up on me, because some fuckers didn't get the memo last year."

[blindedguilt-archived]

@voicelesshatred in Leonard has appeared! What to do?

Well, this is awkward... Looks like Leonard must have spoken one too many times about wanting to end it all, because now Caim's decided to take it into his own hands, and as expected, the result certainly isn't pretty. Blood flew from Leonard's mouth as the blade was pulled back from his stomach, staggering back one or two steps before finally collapsing. "What... What the hell, asshole...?" Groaned the hermit faintly as he turned to lay on his back. But it seemed those weren't his final words...

"...Caim." "I have one last thing which I must tell you: When I go to hell..." Leonard coughed, "...I'm telling your parents what a disappointment you are." And then he died.

[hellishparadiseforthelost]

#so PRETTY#and a bit insane ||@buddharagnarok

🗡️ Going against the Gods or even simply dealing with them on a regular basis do require a bit of insanity.

[etherealferocity]

🌙 Do not mind her. She was just going to cover her mouth, turn away and try not to laugh herself to death. She had to admit, that pup could be quite amusing.

[maximummuses]

"We're bringin' these back? Look, if you wanna get with me, here's what you gotta know about my type:"

[blindedguilt-archived]

"By the gods, WHAT?" Yelled Leonard.

[blindedguilt-archived]

“Let me tell you something. Sex is not fun. Sex is wrong. Immoral. Terrible. So stop having sex with your husbands. I will shoulder the burden of sin. I will fuck your husbands on your behalf.”